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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Aodhan Hearty

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

An Irishman stays home

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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