Pickle!

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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DANA

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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beiber i straight

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Hey Caleb.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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