How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Dear John,

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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This is not a joke.

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Water, please.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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