why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Haha pizza

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Anti Joke

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