- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

women's rights

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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