where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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