- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Are you black? Kill yourself.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

men's rights activists

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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