Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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