- Anti Joke

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

I have an idea! You leave.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.