Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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