- Anti Joke

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

u know whats a crime? rape

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

you will like this because i am black.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon