What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

feminism

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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