- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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