- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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