- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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