what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

N-E Pats never cheated

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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