NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A pope meets another one

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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