How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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stinky boner

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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