Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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