HELLO EVERYONE

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Anti Joke

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