Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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