Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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