What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

an american walks out of a strip club.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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