- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

call me maybe.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

France had one revolution

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Tim likes girls

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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