- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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