I love you

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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