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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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