- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call an arab ?

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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