Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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