Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Male leadership.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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