Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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being sober in a bar fight

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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