Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Womens rights

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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