- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Albert your flies undone.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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