- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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