- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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