- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

kieran is a homosexual

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

test test

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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