What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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