A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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