- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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