Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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women's rights.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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