What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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