Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Penal Dysfunction

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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