Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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