- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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