Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What is brown and sticky? A stick

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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