Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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