What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Penis.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Paige

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Anti Joke

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