What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Test

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It’s dead.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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