What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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