What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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