Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Are you Drew?

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

religion.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

womens rights.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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